What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

...finding half of a worm in your apple.


What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple?

...finding a quarter of a worm in your apple.


What's worse than finding 1/N of a worm in your apple?

...finding (1/N)² of a worm in your apple.


Let N equal 273.

What's worse than finding ~0.367% of a worm in your apple?

...finding ~0.001341% of a worm in your apple.


Let N equal 1/144.

What's worse than finding 144 worms in your apple?

...finding 20736 worms in your apple.


This joke is obviously flawed.